A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. Peter De Vries Car
The tuba is certainly the most intestinal of instruments, the very lower bowel of music. Peter De Vries Music
The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance. Peter De Vries Chance
The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character. Peter De Vries Marriage
The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance. Peter De Vries Humor