A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death. Robert Benchley Death
A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death. Robert Benchley Family
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. Robert Benchley Humor
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other. Robert Benchley Pet
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. Robert Benchley Pet
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. Robert Benchley Funny