If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it. W. C. Fields Success
Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch. W. C. Fields Best
When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. W. C. Fields Hope
When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. W. C. Fields Death
I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home. W. C. Fields Newyears
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. W. C. Fields Travel
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. W. C. Fields Food
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. W. C. Fields Food