If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them. Will Rogers Money
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. Will Rogers Politics
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it. Will Rogers Money
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. Will Rogers Men
Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln. Will Rogers Government
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. Will Rogers Government
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business? Will Rogers Business
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does. Will Rogers Government
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate? Will Rogers Government
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. Will Rogers Funny