I do kabbalistic meditation. It's not unlike time travel; it can change the past and not just the future. You can look at what was lost and go beyond the grief of what was lost. - Roseanne Barr 1 Share Now -
And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny. - Roseanne Barr 2 Share Now -
My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel. - Roseanne Barr 3 Share Now -
I was raised on government cheese. As an adult, in my first marriage, my husband and I worked real hard just to go bankrupt. I happened to write some jokes about it. I did real well for myself. - Roseanne Barr 4 Share Now -
Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with. - Roseanne Barr 5 Share Now -
Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce. - Roseanne Barr 6 Share Now -
I'm a farmer now, and it's fantastic. My goal is to be totally self-sufficient and grow everything that I eat. There's something about earning your dinner that's cool. - Roseanne Barr 7 Share Now -
My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel. - Roseanne Barr 8 Share Now -
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego. - Roseanne Barr 9 Share Now -
The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it. - Roseanne Barr 10 Share Now -
