A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death. -Robert Benchley Death
A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death. -Robert Benchley Family
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. -Robert Benchley Humor
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other. -Robert Benchley Pet
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. -Robert Benchley Pet
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. -Robert Benchley Funny