My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening. Alice Roosevelt Longworth Wedding
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. Alice Roosevelt Longworth Funny
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches. Alice Roosevelt Longworth Life
Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay. Alice Roosevelt Longworth History