Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying them without money? Ogden Nash Funny
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. Ogden Nash Parenting
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. Ogden Nash Age
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. Ogden Nash Women
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. Ogden Nash Hope
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late. Ogden Nash Morning
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. Ogden Nash Home
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up. Ogden Nash Marriage
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. Ogden Nash Family
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all. Ogden Nash Happiness
If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. Ogden Nash Work
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. Ogden Nash Marriage
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. Ogden Nash Age