Isn't it funny how babies laugh a lot? I read a toddler, a young child laughs 300 times a day. The average adult laughs, like, four times a day. God put it in them. He put the laugh in us, but I think sometimes we let life get us down, you know, have bad breaks, and we lose our breaks. Joel Osteen Funny
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. Abraham Lincoln Funny
Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. George Orwell Funny
When it comes down to it, glam rock was all very amusing. At the time, it was funny, then a few years later it became sort of serious-looking and a bit foreboding. David Bowie Funny
The middle class is so funny, it's the class I know best, and it's the class where you find the most pretension, so that's what makes the middle classes so funny. J. K. Rowling Funny
Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends. Eminem Funny
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...' Isaac Asimov Funny
Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. Josh Billings Funny
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. Dave Barry Funny
Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did. Bette Davis Funny