Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way. Kevin Hart Funny
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. Will Rogers Funny
From my perspective, probably women are won over by people who are sweet and respectful and courteous and kind and funny. I think those are the things that win women over. Zooey Deschanel Funny
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. Theodore Roosevelt Funny
When I was a kid, I never did funny things to get attention. I was never a funny person. I was never, like, 'Oh, wow. I could say this some day on stage.' Steven Wright Funny
I don't say things to be offensive; I say things because they're funny to me. It amuses me. Marilyn Manson Funny
My mum passing away wasn't funny, but that funeral and what I went through, the things that happened, looking back at it, there were funny moments. You have to be strong enough to look back at it, to sit and assess the situation. Kevin Hart Funny
One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. Samuel Johnson Funny
It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance. Thomas Sowell Funny