Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race. H. G. Wells Funny
We've seen some insane signs: 'Is that a loaf of bread in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?' Funny stuff along those lines. Very original. One just said, 'I will do unspeakable things.' I thought that was very interesting - and mildly terrifying! Josh Hutcherson Funny
I love to swim. When I jump in the water, I feel like I'm 12 years old again. It's really funny how it does that to me. Summer Sanders Funny
I write funny. If I can make my wife laugh, I know I'm on the right track. But yes, I don't like to get Maudlin. And I have a tendency towards it. Gene Wilder Funny
Light and funny has a more compelling quality when you're younger. But I haven't abandoned the genre: I love falling down; I love Lucille Ball. It's just that a lot of those stories revolve around problems that I can't convincingly portray at this age. Julia Roberts Funny
The funny thing is that I feel close to all my characters. Deep, deep inside them all. Paul Auster Funny
It just so happens that people aren't doing comedy about abortion or cannibalism or waterboarding. And that to me doesn't necessarily mean that there aren't aspects of those subjects that are funny, it just means that people are too uptight. Rob McElhenney Funny
It's not an accident that both my sister and I are writers. Our parents created an accidental Petri dish. My family has great storytellers, and I grew up in a very funny, conversational house and didn't have television. This small family farm was a bubble world that didn't have much to do with reality. Elizabeth Gilbert Funny
I used to stutter really badly. Everybody thinks it's funny. And it's not funny. It's not. Joe Biden Funny
The tricky thing becomes: Do you know yourself well enough to then portray that on screen? And for me, I find that really hard. I'd rather hide behind accents and funny walks. Joel Edgerton Funny
Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to tell a joke, though I don't like to tell jokes. But I think you have to be born with a sense of humor and a sense of timing. Carol Burnett Funny
It's funny: most people who recognize me on the subway and stuff - it's much more they think of me as a funny guy. I get much more of people telling me how much I make them laugh, actually. Which is nice. Paul Giamatti Funny
It's funny, because there are so many stereotypes out there about actors and movie stars in general, but I've had a great opportunity to meet a lot of them, and maybe it's just because they don't behave that way around me, but I rarely see that kind of abuse of power. Ryan Reynolds Funny
The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion. Fred Allen Funny
We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast. Logan Pearsall Smith Funny