We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast. Logan Pearsall Smith Funny
I don't get offered many dramatic roles. As soon as my face pops up in a movie, everyone knows I'm the funny guy. Chris Elliott Funny
I realised that if you get yourself labeled as the funny one, people don't look any further. I've used that as I've got older. It's controlling: I decide what part of my personality you're seeing. I don't want you to look at me, I really don't. I don't want you to comment on my clothes, my hair or the way I look. Catherine Tate Funny
I don't happen to have a sense of humor personally, so I don't know what's funny about a character... This happens to be a feature of my life generally. Wallace Shawn Funny
It's funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment! Garth Brooks Funny
Conversation would be vastly improved by the constant use of four simple words: I do not know. Andre Maurois Funny
Losing streaks are funny. If you lose at the beginning you got off to a bad start. If you lose in the middle of the season, you're in a slump. If you lose at the end, you're choking. Gene Mauch Funny
Its funny, because for females in general - not just in music, but the corporate ladder as well - anything we do has always been harder for us. When it comes to music, the industry wants you to conform, to look like this and to sound like this and do this or that. It makes it harder. It's harder for us to come out and be bosses and lead the pack. Missy Elliott Funny
Whenever I'm in the U.K., people say I have an American accent. Which is, obviously, funny. Zedd Funny
What bothers most critics of my work is the goofiness. One reviewer said I need to make up my mind if want to be funny or serious. My response is that I will make up my mind when God does, because life is a commingling of the sacred and the profane, good and evil. To try and separate them is fallacy. Tom Robbins Funny
In all my years as an actor, I had never been me - I had always hidden behind my glasses, mustaches and funny voices. Jon Pertwee Funny
I don't follow anything blindly. I have to know the entire thing, if I have to get in to it. It might sound funny to you, but it's like using English language. I use an English word only when I know its meaning and understand its connotation. You won't hear me say, 'What's up, dude' or anything like that just for the heck of it. Kailash Kher Funny
It's funny how getting older - or being overlooked and underrated for more than two decades - can make you change your ambitions. Reg E. Cathey Funny
When you're out of sight for as long as I was, there's a funny feeling of betrayal that comes over people when they see you again. Esther Williams Funny
Well in the book Carrie was my alter ego. In real life, Sarah Jessica and I don't look anything alike. But people do say that we sound alike. Sarah Jessica is an adorable girl and she is very funny. Candace Bushnell Funny