I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room. Mercedes McCambridge Funny
Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. Bill Hicks Funny
I always find it funny when I watch actors talking about, 'I chose to do this part.' A lot of times it's 'you're lucky to get the job.' We're like, 'Thank you so much.' Lucy Punch Funny
I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things. Todd Barry Funny
When you see things upside down, the ego can be extraordinarily funny; it's absurd. But it's tragic at the same time. Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu Funny
I've never been to a dinner party where everyone at the dinner table didn't say something funny. Lorrie Moore Funny
I guess when I think about it, one of the things I like to dramatise, and what is sometimes funny, is someone coming unglued. I don't consider myself someone who is making the argument that I support these choices. I just think it can be funny. Wes Anderson Funny
Someone said to me at a party once, 'Oh, yeah, you're a comedian? Then how come you're not funny now?' And I just wanted to say, 'Well, I'm just going to take this conversation we're having and then repeat that to strangers, and then that's the joke. You're the joke later.' Mike Birbiglia Funny
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. Jay Leno Funny
I'm very lighthearted, outgoing, friendly, and funny, so I like to try new things. Chandler Parsons Funny