The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. Jay Leno Funny
I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire. Roy Orbison Funny
When I was right out of college, I felt competitive with some of the guys in my class over career stuff. It's funny now to think about it - that a friend getting a job or something had anything to do with me... I think that my relationship with my wife has played a pivotal role in the chilling out of Aaron. Aaron Staton Funny
The human brain is a funny thing: it's very susceptible to tempo and melody. You put the right words to it, and it becomes very influential. Ray Stevens Funny
I seem to get into situations that make people laugh, but I don't consider myself that funny of a person. I'm not witty. I'm kind of slow in conversations. I'm not that articulate with jokes. The first time I made stuff and screened it for an audience, I was surprised what people were laughing at. Nathan Fielder Funny
I find it very easy playing Bond. I think he's hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations. Daniel Craig Funny
Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all. George M. Cohan Funny
In person, my father is so friendly, so considerate, so funny, and so real. I have admired my father all of my life, and I love him with all my heart. Tiffany Trump Funny
I want to give kids that fall-off-the-bed-laughing feeling. Either that, or the sixth-grade feeling that life is hard - sometimes unbearably hard - and it is ultimately about death. But in the meantime, life can be really funny, too. Kate Klise Funny
How can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to another... What's funny to you is a personal thing. Les Dawson Funny
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. Joan Rivers Funny
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. Rick Baker Funny
My favorite type of pet has always been a dog. They're loyal, kind, and offer endless affection. My friend Eric says, 'The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.' Funny thought. Brendon Urie Funny
A lot of comedies are based on the reaction shot. You have one person doing something stupid and one person is generally the straight man, and the laughs generally come on the reaction of the straight man to the funny thing the other person has done. Richard Ayoade Funny